OK.AFTER SEEING 8 MILE (AGAIN) I WAS LIKE WHOAH!! SICK MOVIE!

THEN.. JUDAS POOF INTO MY MIND AND WHISPERED THIS WORDS INTO MY EAR- DUDE YOU MUST RAP LIKE RABBIT.. NO! YOU MUST BEAT RABBIT’S ASS., I SAID TO HIS FACE: FUCK YOU! THIS GUY IS THE BEST HE’S EMIN-FUCKING-EM. I HAVE NO CHANCE MEATHEAD!

JUDAS: YOUR HEART! USE YOUR HEART… I KNOW U CAN. I TRUST YOU.(OLD DRUNK GUY’S VOICE)

ME: FUCK THE HEART DUDE! FUCK THE HEART! AND YOUR FUCKING JUDAS DO YOU THINK ILL TRUST YOU?! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING COCK STATUE COLLECTOR!

JUDAS: SON..WATCH YOUR MOUTH,. IM 12489712yrs OLDER THAN YOU, AND I KNOW YOU HAVE THE SKILLS. BELIVE ME! ILL SHOW YOU HOW.(OLD DRUNK GUY’S VOICE)

ME: HUH?! WHAT THE?! KNOW WHAT FUCK THE SKILLS JUDAS! FUCK IT. AND GET OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!

JUDAS:OK ILL JUST GIVE YOU THIS TIPS. USE IT SMARTLY OK?(CRATCHING HIS ASS)

Step1 Just start “flowing.” Rap is largely improvisational, so just start speaking in the vein of free association. It doesn’t matter what you’re saying, just let the words come forward to get a feel for the medium and keep going. Step2 As you become more adept, work traditional poetic techniques into your rap. Use metaphors to compare things and rhyme to give your verse a musical quality. Puns and wordplay make your rap clever, but don’t forget it has to sound good, too. Remember: it’s music. Step3 Practice, practice, practice. Rap as you walk or work. Always be rapping about what you’re doing and thinking. Write down clever rhymes or wordplays that occur to you during the day. Keep building on the foundation you laid. Step4 Write a rap. Although rap started as improv, there’s no law that says you can’t write it down ahead of time, and doing so will allow for a much more intricate and well-layered lyric. Step5 Have a rap battle. The ultimate test of your rapping abilities, and one of the fastest ways to hone your skills, is in competition with another rapper. Insults, clever jibes and lightning quick thinking are all elements in the rap battle, so practice with somebody of about your ability.
ME: URGH.. JUDAS.. TSK!TSK! FUCK OFF.



(AM NOT HIGH WHILE WRITING THIS O.K… IMAGINATION,IMAGINATION,..and 23pcs of cookies) LOL